Sometimes being a mute donkey just stinks. This story from The Smoking Gun certainly speaks to that point.

Meet Jeffrey Barrier. The Ohio man allegedly used a cell phone camera to snap photos of a naked woman at a tanning salon Saturday and then hid the phone in his anus in a bid to thwart police. Standing on a chair, Barrier, 41, took the photos at Cincinnati’s Aloha Tanning, where a 35-year-old woman was “in the nude in a tanning room,” according to a Hamilton County Municipal Court affidavit. When cops later confronted Barrier, “he kept denying any involvement of the incident” and claimed to not have a camera. However, a second search of the suspect turned up the camera. As noted in a Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office report, Barrier “did hide evidence in his anus.” 

So I don’t have to say it, but this guy is a gigantic mute donkey. Taking phone photos of naked women in tanning booths gets you in the door at The Mute Donkey Club, but then taking that said phone and stuffing it up your butt gets you VIP access.

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