This girl is a true mute donkey if she thinks that this lame defense will work.
Gianna Vigliotti, who was pulled over by police as she swerved in and out of her lane on Northern Boulevard in Manhasset Friday night, said that’s exactly what happened to her, according to court documents. 
After the 17-year-old from Glen Cove [...]

A man was pardoned in Australia for a murder he did not commit. Good right? Too bad he was executed 86 years ago.
A man hanged in 1922 for the murder and rape of a young girl in the southern Australian city of Melbourne was posthumously pardoned for the crime on Tuesday after new tests found [...]

A couple of mute Donkeys put their baby up for sale:
 
A couple has been arrested in what Canadian police said on Tuesday was an apparent offer to sell a seven-day-old baby girl on Craigslist for C$10,000 ($10,100).
A woman who saw the offer on the popular website alerted police who tracked down the 23-year-old mother and [...]

It’s hard to believe this story, but this mute Donkey does indeed carry on sexual relationships with vehicles.
Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not “sick” and had no desire to change his ways.
“I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond [...]

This is a perfect post for muteDonkey.  Apparently, the Mexican jails have room for more convicts, even if they are animals.  Read and enjoy:
Mexican jail releases disruptive donkey
I guess it makes sense.  With all the bad guys from Mexico in our jails, I imagine theirs are pretty empty.

Recently, I have been receiving a lot of spam through my email at work, Organizational Announcements.  I am getting these emails more often than viagra or cialis email and the spam filters don’t seem to catch these.  You know the ones:
I am pleased to announce that Josephine Smosephine has been promoted to Director of Sales.  [...]

The latest mute donkey decided that it would be more important that his beer was safe rather than his own child.
Police said they were “shocked and appalled” when they pulled over the car south of Alice Springs in Australia’s Northern Territory.
They said the 30-can pack of beer was strapped down between two adults in the back, with the [...]