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Funny Words and Phrases

October 25th, 2007 by Bob

Lets face it.  Some people are more clever than others and use great words and phrases as just part of their daily lexicon.  I am going to keep listening and updating this post as I run across new material.  Here is what I have so far…

Phrases:

  • Farting against thunder  (SH)
  • The natural progression is Crawl, Walk, Run, but instead we seem to Run, Stumble, Fall.  (LL)
  • Post-mortem depression.  (FL)
  • We were carried away by our own enthusiasm.  (SH)
  • No good deed goes unpunished.  (LL)
  • Well, I’ll be dipped in crap!  (CH)
  • I’m a simple man with simple needs…  (BG)
  • We’re shooting at a moving target in a dark room.  (RW)
  • He couldn’t find his butt in the dark with both hands.
  • Fan out and kill the bastards!  (SH)
  • Small things amuse small minds.  (SH)
  • She/he was conspicuous by her/his abscense.  (SH)
  • We are in violent agreement.  (??)

Words:

More to come (as I find them or you submit them via comments)…

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